My Political Truths

I have been an observer of the political scene for about fifteen years now. I will never be a member of any political party. This has allowed me to view the action from an unbiased point of view. Here are a few of my observations.

1) Do Democrats ever shut up?
A) Since the answer to this question is a resounding NO!, the next two questions will be purely hypothetical.

2) If a Democrat were to shut up, would they still be lying?.........and whining?
A) YES!! Democrats aren't even honest with themselves about who they are and what they want, and Yes the only time a Democrat stops whining is when they stop breathing!

3) When Republican Lawmakers leave Congress or the Senate, do they get their spine and testicles back?
A) No!, Hillary keeps them.

4) Should people of Jewish descent, who had about six million or so of their recent ancestors removed from their homes, terrorized and murdered,(by their own government) be considered ignorant for supporting a party that promotes removing their only source of personal protection from their posession in their own homes.(like Hitler did)
A) Yes! extremely ignorant. History repeats itself. Jewish Democrats should be run out of the Jewish religion by every Jew who remembers the holocaust.

5) Why do the Democrats hate George W. Bush so much?
A) They don't hate him, they are just jealous because he somehow kept his spine and testicles when he became President!

6) Is Al Gore really a robot?
A) Yes, he was sent by aliens to destroy our economy with environmental restrictions.

7) Is John McCain really the oldest man on earth?
A) No, there is a man from Brazil who is rumored to have been born six months before Mr. McCain in 1840.

Democrats are the most racist segment of the American population.
Black Democrats are the most racist segment of the Democratic party.
Anyone who says they want to pay higher taxes is a complete idiot or a liar.
The voters of New York who voted for Elliot Spitzer should have their right to vote revoked for showing a severe inability to judge character...... They got what they deserved.
The voters of California should be given a timeout and have their crayons taken away!