There's no E.D. in baseball

So as I'm watching my Diamondbacks pile on the exhausted Padres, what comes on between innings but a Cialis commercial. Who are the demographics guys for Cialis and what the hell are they thinking? Baseball players don't get erectile dysfunction. Those guys swing wood for a living! Try the soccer channel.

Where are the comments?

Alright,I've been doing this for a couple of months now. Now I know I don't post every day. Other things seem to take priority over posting. Things like work, being an awesome husband, an incredible father, and maybe the only player in the world who could beat Tiger Woods head to head nine times out of ten on the golf course. A lack of posting is no excuse for the absolute absense of comments I am getting on this blog.
I know I probably offend most of you with every word I write, but I'm only being honest. In a nutshell, I think soccer is the most boring spectater sport ever. I think Liberal Democrats are either really, really stupid and arrogant, or really, really stupid and arrogant.I think Black Americans who think the white man is the root of all their problems should look at their homeland and decide whether or not they would be better off there, without the white man, indoor plumbing, clean running water, heating and air conditioning, clothes,medicine, food, the NFL,NBA,and other sports and entertainment,with tribal warfare,warlords, and the fact that they cannot go outside at night without being eaten by a lion. Am I such an asshole for thinking this? Maybe, but there is some truth in what I say. Even if it's offensive to some, I think that if the offended would look at themselves, they would see that I am right, and they have been trying to justify what they don't like about their own lives. You are responsible for what happens to you. Not me. Not the Republicans. Not George Bush. Not the white man. Not the Jews. Nobody else but you. You and the decisions you make. So if you're offended, I don't care. Why don't you fire back? I can take it . My skin is pretty thick. If you agree, let me know. It can get pretty lonely here in blogland when you're not a pantywaste liberal. Don't take this as begging, because I've got more important things to do anyway. Although would appreciate it if at least one of my three regular readers would let me know that they really do exist. Thank you . O

More Massdebation

B-Rock and Hillary are going to be massdebating with each other again tonight. Look for the video on YouTube soon!

It's baseball season

I'm glad that baseball season is here. I love the Diamondbacks, especially when they're rolling like they are right now. The national media does not seem to share the same appreciation of our talented young team though. ESPNBCBS seems to think that only the Yankees and the Red Sox are qualified to be shown on updates or highlights. I've got news for them. Watching the Yankees to me, is like seeing Hillary, Al gore, or B-Rock Obummer vomiting up their bullshit into the mouths of their feeding media hatchlings on tv. It makes me feel a little queasy. The Yankees are a bunch of overpaid, underachieving steriod junkies who get too much media hype for doing nothing except being part of a team from New York. I'm not impressed with anything from New York, especially if it gets over promoted. So lets see some more of the teams who are earning their pay with solid play, not excessive pay. Go D'Backs!

Global Warming Research

After conducting a scientific poll of the entire world population about global warming, I have the results to share with you brave readers. This poll was conducted using the latest scientific methods and is known to be 100% accurate.

1) The population of the world would rather be warm than cold.
2) Most people believe we should be celebrating the fact that we've successfully averted the imminent ice age that we were told was coming by our teachers and the news when we were kids.
3) Six degrees will not destroy us.
4) Al Gore is an embarrassment to America.
5) Democrats are even more of an embarrassment to America.
6) Nuclear power would be a good thing.
7) Oil comes from the earth, and is natural and organic!
8) California sucks. ( this was unanimous)
9) I can't wait for Summer.
10)$ 3.00 per gallon gas is the biggest problem in the entire universe right now!

Confused Jackasses

So today I was driving downtown in my global warming inducing diesel service truck. I was sitting at a red light when I see some bumper stickers on a car in front of me. One of them said, " Get U.S. Out Of Iraq", and the other one was a " Hillary" sticker. My first thought was "Jackass", but then when I pulled along side of the car I saw something that made me realize this person was no normal Jackass. On the drivers side rear window was an "NRA" sticker. What The Hell? I,m sorry, but you can't be a Democrat who supports Hillary Clinton and be an NRA supporter at the same time. You can be a Republican and support the NRA. You can be a Libertarian and support the NRA. You can be Green and support the NRA. You can be Black, Jewish, Elderly, an illegal immigrant, or most anything else and still support the NRA. But you can't be a Communist or a Democrat and support the NRA!. You can't. The Democrats spend a huge portion of their time trying to eliminate, override, defeat, and otherwise render useless the second amendment of our great Constitution. If you are going to support them, you cannot be an NRA supporter. The NRA wants people to be able to own, carry, shoot, and buy and sell weapons, including handguns and "assault weapons". These guns are scary enough to make proud Democrats piss themselves.
So I took a look at the driver of the car to see what kind of confused individual would send such mixed messages. As soon as I saw her the answer was crystal clear! The driver was a woman in her fifties ( I'm guessing her age). She had an extremely short, you could say
masculine haircut, and no makeup. I grew up in the San Francisco Bay area, so I feel qualified to say that when my gaydar goes off it's accurate!, and it was blasting loud and clear!
Now I understand how she could be so confused about her political views. She's confused about her own identity. She's not even happy with her own vagina. Who wouldn't be happy with a vagina? That's one of natures greatest inventions! She probably hates all men and really needs a gun to protect herself from their evil intentions. She probably even has a concealed carry permit. I just hope for her sake, that politically she doesn't get her way because if she did then she would most likely lose her right to protect herself from all of the evil men she has to be around every day!
The Hillary thing is equally hard for me to understand. I can kind of see her attraction to Hillary, her being out diked only by Janet Reno and Janet Napolitano, but as far as Lesbians go, I thought that our current President would be a much more natural choice. After all, don't Lesbians and Bush go together like.....well...... Lesbians and Bush!
And yes, I probably am a chauvinistic racist homophobic stereotype believing angry white man! Only I'm not angry and I'm usually right.

Project Conquest Complete

The Conquest that my son and I have been building the engine for is done. It looks cool and it runs great. I think it will make an awesome first car for my boy. Some might think a crappier car would be a better way to go for a teenagers first car. I have my own thoughts on that situation.


My son now knows what it takes to put a car like this into good running condition. He bloodied his own hands and learned first hand the expense involved with repairs on a car of his own. I think that this experience in itself will help him make better decisions when it comes to how he cares for this car. I've seen friends who have bought their kids beaters for their first vehicles, and the kids treated the cars like beaters. They never developed the respect for their vehicles that someone who builds their own does, and it shows on their driving records and their fenders. Having pride in something that you helped create is a good thing, and he will feel that every time he drives his new car. I can't think of a better way to start driving.


Here are a couple of pictures. We did the motor yellow so it would look at home in the factory yellow engine compartment. As far as Conquest engines go, I think this one is one of the cleanest I've seen, and it runs as good as it looks. It doesn't have the balls out horsepower that some of the v8's I've built had, but the turbo works well and it definately gets with it. This car handles as well as anything I've ever driven. It's fun to drive. It kind of gives me the same rush I get from riding a motorcycle. I hope the boy can keep his foot out of it!